Effin' Effable

Mark Ruffalo I love you so much

(Source: mayawiig)

coaptowicz:

englishistheartofbullshit:

Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz

From her book, Everything is Everything (Write Bloody Publishing, 2010)

coaptowicz:

englishistheartofbullshit:

Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz

From her book, Everything is Everything (Write Bloody Publishing, 2010)

Obviously Robert Downey Jr. is auditioning to play Tuxedo Mask, yes?

*sings* I can’t believe it… But I feeeeeeeeeel it

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

pyrrhics:

explore-blog:

Poe + Verne = bros
Celebrate Jules Verne’s birthday with a delightful cartoon from Kate Beaton’s fantastic Hark!: A Vagrant.

if i could only reblog Kate beaton for the rest of my tumblr life i’d be happy too

pyrrhics:

explore-blog:

Poe + Verne = bros

Celebrate Jules Verne’s birthday with a delightful cartoon from Kate Beaton’s fantastic Hark!: A Vagrant.

if i could only reblog Kate beaton for the rest of my tumblr life i’d be happy too

unamusedsloth:

No CAPES!

unamusedsloth:

No CAPES!

theconsultingshieldmaiden:

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

image

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

Always reblog Douglas Adams!

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

Always reblog Douglas Adams!

(Source: kimkangaskhan)

misereres:

image

Kate Beaton <3

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

batcii:

smoo told me to draw zutara week stuff so instead i drew some modern au gaang. sorry for my shitty handwriting.

WHATEVER I LOVE IT.

gingerhaze:

I’m sorry. I love you.

MAH HEART

gingerhaze:

I’m sorry. I love you.

MAH HEART

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Theme by paulstraw.